*insert witty blog name here*

Sep 05
Sep 04

lonyle:

reasons to date me:

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  • please
Sep 04
  • carly: i threw a wish in the well
  • me: how do you throw a wish in---
  • carly: don't ask me i'll never tell
  • me: ok
Sep 03
Sep 03
  • Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
  • Dumbledore: Except for detention
  • Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
  • Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
  • Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
  • Dumbledore: ten points to harry Potter
Sep 02
mitchamcolfer:

toralei:

why the hell would you make this the slogan
theres going to be a furby uprising?????

I am more worried about this fucker in the corner

mitchamcolfer:

toralei:

why the hell would you make this the slogan

theres going to be a furby uprising?????

I am more worried about this fucker in the corner

Sep 02
ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

Sep 01
donttouchmynewtonballs:


Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

donttouchmynewtonballs:

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history

The longer you look at it the funnier it gets

Sep 01
adi-thetoughy:

sextallica:

oh my god

I was actually really scared for a moment there

adi-thetoughy:

sextallica:

oh my god

I was actually really scared for a moment there

Aug 31