Sep 04
- carly: i threw a wish in the well
- me: how do you throw a wish in---
- carly: don't ask me i'll never tell
- me: ok
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Sep 03
- Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
- Dumbledore: Except for detention
- Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
- Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
- Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
- Dumbledore: ten points to harry Potter
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Sep 02
why the hell would you make this the slogan
theres going to be a furby uprising?????
I am more worried about this fucker in the corner
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Sep 01
Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
The longer you look at it the funnier it gets
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